POTATO PORN

Yeah, you read it right, potatoes. As in potato harvest. I lived in an area where a few weeks each fall schools went on vacation so kids could work during potato harvest. I only did this one year. Let me tell ya, its dirty, grimy work and its often from early morning until 8PM. At any rate, I was on a harvester with a good friend of mine so that was fun. After the harvest was done, we had a party at the home of one of the ladies we worked with. She had joked about a porn she and her hubby had rented in town featuring an obese black woman banging guys from here til next Tuesday. She put it on for us when we were at her house. Well, I am not one to be repulsed by much of anything. Its all just flesh anyhow. However, it was somewhat of a disappointment to have the first pornographic film you see be of hefty Black lady with various and sundry skinny gals and guys. I think it was called Big Mama Jamma or some such. She may even have done anal but it was tough to tell.

This was the age of the VCR and with two of them wired together you could copy a VHS you rent onto another tape. This was quite illegal of course, but many people did it. This lady had copied herself a library of film, with plenty of pornos therein. She let me take home a selection for the weekend. I remember three in particular. One of them was If My Mother Only Knew, about some young girl who goes incestuous with her Dad to punish her Mom frorbonking said daughter's  boyfriend. I remember being wicked turned on by Tom Byron in his scene as the boyfriend bangin' ole Ma, Honey Wilder. This dude is still in the biz, I understand. The guys seem to go in for life. The other flick was Taboo II, sequel to the controversial Taboo, which I have since seen. I must admit that the incest component grossed me out,as in the last one, but its obvious that the actors have no relation, so I went with it. Taboo II had porn stud Kevin James (not to be confused with the chubby but kind of cuddly King of Queens.) This guy really turned me on with his tight pants and big dick and otherwise sweet bod. Too bad he died so young. Another title was a Seventies flick called All Night Long with floppy dicked John Holmes and Rick Lutze. This was pretty amusing, but not as much of a turn on. I was kind of shocked with the scene of the adult girl in pigtails and bobby socks with a lollipop pretending to be a young girl. Kind of sick I thought. Never got that genre of porn, but its just role playing between adults I guess. My parents were away for the weekend for some odd reason, and I remember rubbing myself sore watching these flicks. Back to harvest queen they went after the weekend, stickier but still operable.

So I 'd seen my first live action porn. All I could think of is "more please."
-Louwis