Yeah, you read it right, potatoes. As in potato harvest. I lived in an area where a few weeks each fall schools went on vacation so kids could work during potato harvest. I only did this one year. Let me tell ya, its dirty, grimy work and its often from early morning until 8PM. At any rate, I was on a harvester with a good friend of mine so that was fun. After the harvest was done, we had a party at the home of one of the ladies we worked with. She had joked about a porn she and her hubby had rented in town featuring an obese black woman banging guys from here til next Tuesday. She put it on for us when we were at her house. Well, I am not one to be repulsed by much of anything. Its all just flesh anyhow. However, it was somewhat of a disappointment to have the first pornographic film you see be of hefty Black lady with various and sundry skinny gals and guys. I think it was called Big Mama Jamma or some such. She may even have done anal but it was tough to tell.
This was the age of the VCR and with two of them wired together you could copy a VHS you rent onto another tape. This was quite illegal of course, but many people did it. This lady had copied herself a library of film, with plenty of pornos therein. She let me take home a selection for the weekend. I remember three in particular. One of them was If My Mother Only Knew, about some young girl who goes incestuous with her Dad to punish her Mom frorbonking said daughter's boyfriend. I remember being wicked turned on by Tom Byron in his scene as the boyfriend bangin' ole Ma, Honey Wilder. This dude is still in the biz, I understand. The guys seem to go in for life. The other flick was Taboo II, sequel to the controversial Taboo, which I have since seen. I must admit that the incest component grossed me out,as in the last one, but its obvious that the actors have no relation, so I went with it. Taboo II had porn stud Kevin James (not to be confused with the chubby but kind of cuddly King of Queens.) This guy really turned me on with his tight pants and big dick and otherwise sweet bod. Too bad he died so young. Another title was a Seventies flick called All Night Long with floppy dicked John Holmes and Rick Lutze. This was pretty amusing, but not as much of a turn on. I was kind of shocked with the scene of the adult girl in pigtails and bobby socks with a lollipop pretending to be a young girl. Kind of sick I thought. Never got that genre of porn, but its just role playing between adults I guess. My parents were away for the weekend for some odd reason, and I remember rubbing myself sore watching these flicks. Back to harvest queen they went after the weekend, stickier but still operable.
So I 'd seen my first live action porn. All I could think of is "more please."
-Louwis
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
LEGITIMATE BUY!!
One summer I went to visit my Sis at college. I was seventeen and had slimmed down and had turned into a handsome dude. As per usual, there was a store near by that sold smut. This time I bought it-imagine that. The dude at the counter didn't card me since he was too busy checking me out. I remember this mag because it was my introduction to Falcon Studios. It was a pictorial history of their films in the last however many years. A lot of pics of dudes fucking. HOT dudes fucking. Kevin Wiles, Kevin Williams, Casey Donovan, Eric Manchester, Chad Douglas, Leo Ford, and many more legends of Falcon. I wanted to see those flicks, but a rural state doesn't have much opportunity. Straight porn vids at the video stores. Girls and Boys doin' it any which way, but guys and guys was too much to handle for them. You'll be glad to hear that after this point I did not resort to stealing my smut.
-Louwis
-Louwis
PORN THIEF II
Somewhere along in my teenage years, on a shopping trip to a nearby town with Moms, Pops, and Sis, I discovered a news stand/gift store that had smut aplenty. And a lot of it was gay. Mandate, Playguy, Honcho, Ye-Haw! This also indicated to me that there were other gay guys around my area. Well, of course, I couldn't buy it at my age. I had to steal it. Not something I am generally proud of, but there you have it. I even contemplated leaving cash hidden somewhere to pay for it, but didn't bother. Anyway, on a couple different occasions, I lifted a couple mags and surreptitiously snuck them home somehow. Mom, Dad and store clerks never any the wiser. These mags opened a whole new world of raunch to me. While the guys weren't necessarily as hot as Playgirl at this point, they certainly showed what I wanted to see. Assholes in full glory, dicks at attention. Eye candy for my soul.
One of the snippets from one of the mags I remember was a review of Jack Wrangler's book The Jack Wrangler Story, What's A Nice Boy Like You Doing ? I wanted to read that story about the life of the hunky man I saw pictured in the article. I was a bit bewildered by the revelation that he had fallen in love with Chanteuse Cougar Margaret Whiting and married her, but this sort of made the story all the more fascinating.
On another occasion I was down visiting my Grandmother, not the one I previously spoke of but the other one. On a trip to a local shopping mall bookstore I managed to steal another mag by folding it up and slipping it in my pockets. This time I snuck it out and hid it under the car seat of Nan's station wagon while the family was in a diner. Well, my Dad saw me do this from the diner's window. When I went to join them he asked me quietly, "What did you put under the seat of the car?" I denied knowledge of what he was talking about. He looked suspicious but dropped the subject. Maybe he thought I'd bought a smut mag and hid it. At any rate, I got away with it again. I am forever grateful to Pop for this. Of course I did not eat much at the diner. I did manage to sneak said mag out of the station wagon and up to my room. I guess if I was straigtht boy stealing a pussy mag and got caught, it would have been embarrassing but manageable. But being caught with a gay boy rag. Ouch!
One of the snippets from one of the mags I remember was a review of Jack Wrangler's book The Jack Wrangler Story, What's A Nice Boy Like You Doing ? I wanted to read that story about the life of the hunky man I saw pictured in the article. I was a bit bewildered by the revelation that he had fallen in love with Chanteuse Cougar Margaret Whiting and married her, but this sort of made the story all the more fascinating.
On another occasion I was down visiting my Grandmother, not the one I previously spoke of but the other one. On a trip to a local shopping mall bookstore I managed to steal another mag by folding it up and slipping it in my pockets. This time I snuck it out and hid it under the car seat of Nan's station wagon while the family was in a diner. Well, my Dad saw me do this from the diner's window. When I went to join them he asked me quietly, "What did you put under the seat of the car?" I denied knowledge of what he was talking about. He looked suspicious but dropped the subject. Maybe he thought I'd bought a smut mag and hid it. At any rate, I got away with it again. I am forever grateful to Pop for this. Of course I did not eat much at the diner. I did manage to sneak said mag out of the station wagon and up to my room. I guess if I was straigtht boy stealing a pussy mag and got caught, it would have been embarrassing but manageable. But being caught with a gay boy rag. Ouch!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
PEAK-A-BOO AT DRUGSTORE
I forgot one of my smutty experiences from earlier in my life. I am assuming I was about 10-11 or so. We used to go to a drug store after church quite often. I have no idea why, to get the Sunday paper? This was a big nationwide chain which is now defunct and it had quite a bit of porn on the top of the magazine rack. It was all straight except for Playgirl. I remember peaking at Playgirl there and almost hyper ventilating with excitement. God those guys looked so hot. I yearned to see more hot dudes. This would have been the early eighties so by then the guys had gotten hotter. My only problem was not enough ass shots, some pictorials didn't even show the guy's ass. How could this be?! Yes, I am an ass man. Not that I don't like dicks, but ass is class.
I can also remember walking around the drugstore with my Mom. She found a Playgirl magazine stashed in the back that somebody had left there. Probably some other young fag wanting a peak.
My Mom flipped through it laughing at the pictorials and showing me. I suppose she figured I wouldn't care. Of course, little did she know... My Mom is an all out there kind of gal. She could be a little embarrassing. She still can be.
At any rate, at some point, the religious right in the state starting putting up a stink and boycotting these stores that had porno selections. I think they even had a referendum on weather to ban adult material. (It failed.)They finally put the shit behind the counter so people had to ask. This put the kaibosh to my peaking days. I think eventually they just stopped carrying smut, who the hell wanted to ask for it when Miss Jones might hear down the aisle. Bummer!
I can also remember walking around the drugstore with my Mom. She found a Playgirl magazine stashed in the back that somebody had left there. Probably some other young fag wanting a peak.
My Mom flipped through it laughing at the pictorials and showing me. I suppose she figured I wouldn't care. Of course, little did she know... My Mom is an all out there kind of gal. She could be a little embarrassing. She still can be.
At any rate, at some point, the religious right in the state starting putting up a stink and boycotting these stores that had porno selections. I think they even had a referendum on weather to ban adult material. (It failed.)They finally put the shit behind the counter so people had to ask. This put the kaibosh to my peaking days. I think eventually they just stopped carrying smut, who the hell wanted to ask for it when Miss Jones might hear down the aisle. Bummer!
PORN THIEF
Since I am primarily gay, I really wanted to see gay porn. My parents went out to eat at some other couples house and I got to hang with their two sons. Downstairs in their play room, they had a porn stash hidden under a chair. All kinds of girlie mags they had stolen from an Uncle who apparently had a lot. Unbeknownst to them, when they stole a pile, hidden inside was one gay porn mag. Or so that's the story they told. Apparently it belonged to Unkie's girlfriend. I remember one model was a big muscular guy with a little weenie. They got a good laugh of of that. Steroids? My particular point of interest was an expose on the film Centurions of Rome, a gay porn flick apparently financed in part by Lloyd's of London. It had George Payne, a primarily straight porn star I would later find out. It also had porn actor Scorpio. In the picture spread, there was some of George ass fucking Scorpio doggy style. Now, I have since heard that George was "stunt dicked." I mean that another actor did the actual penetration and George just pretended as he was straight. Not sure if this is true. At any rate, my young queer mind was majorly turned on, I had always been interested in Man ass and this pictorial confirmed it. Needless to say, I surreptitiously stole that portion of the mag and snuck it home for masturbatory bliss. I saw the flick years later and found it entertaining in an early porn kind of way. The emperor was quite the queen!
-Louwis
-Louwis
SMUT AND ME
I am a middle aged fella who has watched my share of porn-mostly gay stuff, but straight stuff too.
I started this blog to talk about my experiences and observations as a consumer of adult material
and to explore why it so fascinates me.
My first knowledge of the world of porn was upstairs at Grandma's house. I used to sit with my Gram when my Aunt went out of town. When I was sleeping upstairs, I found a bunch of old books.( Don't get your hopes up, it was nothing too raunchy.) One of them was Earl Wilson's 1974 book Show Business Laid Bare. One of the chapters I remember was on the new wave of Porno Chic. It had stuff about Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers and some other stuff. I was fascinated by this and become interested in seeing Deep Throat and Green Door, Etc.
Up in the same room with the books I found hidden in a shelf an early issue of Playgirl magazine. I imagine my Aunt had bought this as many women did when the magazine first started publishing. They had seen husbands, dads, & brothers with Playboys so they figured they'd give it a whirl. Well, as you all know, that didn't go too great. Apart from gag gifts at Bacherlorette parties and teen girls daring each other to buy a copy, mostly gay men bought Playgirl. Well, being this was the mid-eighties, I remember some of the guys were a little ..er.. sideburnish for my young queer taste. But a couple turned me on and this was jerk off material every time I had to sit with Gran. Needless to say it got pretty worn, so I finally got rid of it. I doubt my Aunt noticed since she obviously had it stored so long as it had molded into a bent up shape that was hard to press out.
Around this time, I found Hustler under my Dad's bed. There had sometimes been Playboy and even a Penthouse in the past, but this was different. It even showed guys dicks in some of the pictorials.
I remember spreads and interviews with Barbara Dare and Taija Rae which interested me even though it was pussy. Also the xxx video reviews were turn ons and I wished I could see the flicks myself.
I also saw the Chester The Molester cartoons which was pretty disturbing I thought. The adds in the back for 1-900 numbers and porn videos were pretty great too. I can remember Candy Samples standing out. (no pun intended) Quite a chick.
Now I will discuss later that years after my exploring Dad's porn, Dad came out of the closet. That's another story I will tell later. I never saw gay smut under the bed, I think Dad repressed his homoerotic feelings as many men of his generation did.
At any rate,these were my early close encounters with the smut kind which started me off on a road of porn fascination. Stay tuned for more.
-Louwis
I started this blog to talk about my experiences and observations as a consumer of adult material
and to explore why it so fascinates me.
My first knowledge of the world of porn was upstairs at Grandma's house. I used to sit with my Gram when my Aunt went out of town. When I was sleeping upstairs, I found a bunch of old books.( Don't get your hopes up, it was nothing too raunchy.) One of them was Earl Wilson's 1974 book Show Business Laid Bare. One of the chapters I remember was on the new wave of Porno Chic. It had stuff about Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers and some other stuff. I was fascinated by this and become interested in seeing Deep Throat and Green Door, Etc.
Up in the same room with the books I found hidden in a shelf an early issue of Playgirl magazine. I imagine my Aunt had bought this as many women did when the magazine first started publishing. They had seen husbands, dads, & brothers with Playboys so they figured they'd give it a whirl. Well, as you all know, that didn't go too great. Apart from gag gifts at Bacherlorette parties and teen girls daring each other to buy a copy, mostly gay men bought Playgirl. Well, being this was the mid-eighties, I remember some of the guys were a little ..er.. sideburnish for my young queer taste. But a couple turned me on and this was jerk off material every time I had to sit with Gran. Needless to say it got pretty worn, so I finally got rid of it. I doubt my Aunt noticed since she obviously had it stored so long as it had molded into a bent up shape that was hard to press out.
Around this time, I found Hustler under my Dad's bed. There had sometimes been Playboy and even a Penthouse in the past, but this was different. It even showed guys dicks in some of the pictorials.
I remember spreads and interviews with Barbara Dare and Taija Rae which interested me even though it was pussy. Also the xxx video reviews were turn ons and I wished I could see the flicks myself.
I also saw the Chester The Molester cartoons which was pretty disturbing I thought. The adds in the back for 1-900 numbers and porn videos were pretty great too. I can remember Candy Samples standing out. (no pun intended) Quite a chick.
Now I will discuss later that years after my exploring Dad's porn, Dad came out of the closet. That's another story I will tell later. I never saw gay smut under the bed, I think Dad repressed his homoerotic feelings as many men of his generation did.
At any rate,these were my early close encounters with the smut kind which started me off on a road of porn fascination. Stay tuned for more.
-Louwis
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